The Perfect Employee

I will be an asset

To your company,

I say

I will take orders

Without question,

I pledge

Suddenly

I am a good team player

Yes, sure,

I will greet your customers

With a smile

Yet still I am doubtful

So I throw in ‘pro-active’ as well

In my letter of application

I am all they wish me to be

I am the perfect employee

Oh, applicant

Take heed

Never say you wish to eat

Never express your wish for beer and meat

Money you can just wave away

“A trifle,” you say, “not for me”

You survive on naught but love

For the company

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